A folded greeting card standing upright on a light beige surface. The card features a minimalist illustration of a mortgage document with a red house icon and the text 'MORTGAGE WANKERS' in dark blue lettering.

Mortgage Wankers

£3.75
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A folded greeting card standing upright on a light beige surface. The card features a minimalist illustration of a mortgage document with a red house icon and the text 'MORTGAGE WANKERS' in dark blue lettering.
  • A folded greeting card standing upright on a light beige surface. The card features a minimalist illustration of a mortgage document with a red house icon and the text 'MORTGAGE WANKERS' in dark blue lettering.
  • A folded greeting card standing upright on a light beige surface. The card features a minimalist illustration of a mortgage document with a red house icon and the text 'MORTGAGE WANKERS' in dark blue lettering.
Mortgage Wankers

Mortgage Wankers

£3.75

They did it. They actually did it. For the couple who've spent years saving, stressing, and refreshing Rightmove at midnight, this one's for them. Equal parts congratulations and commiserations.

Blank inside for your own personal message.

Card details:

  • A6 size (105 x 148mm)
  • Printed on 300gsm matte recycled card
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Shipped in a compostable cellophane sleeve

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